“We were craving for watermelons and as soon as the knife touched it, it burst.”

“Note to self: lift UP when separating yogurts.”

"What the hell is even the point of a note like this!"

"Someone hit my car and painted it with house paint."

"Bought Fried Chicken at airport then as I was boarding, the bag ripped from bottom side and the box landed upright at first but ripped in the same manner when I picked it up"

“Heard a loud ass bang come from my living room..”

“Was Excited to get my new Dishwasher Installed Until I Found What was Behind the old one.”

“Broke my GLASS chair-mat.”

“The bathroom ceiling at my work that nobody can fix till Tuesday.”

“Booked a cheap hotel in Lisbon with a friend. The pictures on the booking website never showed the toilet and the bed in the same picture. I pray my friend doesn’t have to sh#t tonight.”

“Found this in my McChicken today after taking multiple bites. There were more wriggling inside the chicken patty.”

“90 degrees and 90% humidity in a town in Mexico we are visiting. And the vacation rental has no AC. Crayons melted in the shade.”

"Opened the wrong side of the pepper."

"Finally decided to use my bbq, only to find out its home to a squirrel now."

"Arrived to my bathroom to find a friend doing some exploration"

"I’m feeling all around awful and have one of the worst sore throats of my life and the doctor prescribed these pills"

"Fly just dumped maggots on my burger right before I grabbed it from the bag"

"Late to work due to an unscheduled parade"